This is an Aus­tralia New Zealand al­liance of epic proportions.

The Tribune (NZ) - - WELCOME -

At­ten­tion cit­i­zens of An­za­k­istan – the Generalissimo is in the house. Big Bro’ is watch­ing. Miss him if you dare.

All hail our beloved leader! The world’s new­est su­per­power strad­dles the Tas­man Sea. At its head is El Supremo Generalissimo Chop­per. Af­ter tak­ing over the for­mer coun­tries of New Zealand and Aus­tralia, and throw­ing out the shit bits, Chop­per has welded down-un­der into the mighty Repub­lic of An­za­k­istan.

Now Chop­per’s making it to the prov­inces ready to lay down the law. Love him or hate him, at least you know where he stands – right be­hind amous­tache.The ul­ti­mate in po­lit­i­cal ral­lies, Live From An­za­k­istan brings the dic­ta­tor to the peo­ple, who are in­vited to cheer, and laugh, to fawn, and to grovel at his feet.

Aka Heath Franklin, Chop­per com­bines stand-up, sketches and skits about what it would be like if New Zealand and Aus­tralia com­bined to be­come the Repub­lic of An­za­k­istan. The Lo­gie-nom­i­nated Aussie ac­tor, co­me­dian and 7 Days star brings his in­ter­na­tional com­edy hit char­ac­ter to the Re­gent on Broad­way this Satur­day at 8pm. Book­ings are through Tick­etDirect.

To win a dou­ble pass to Heath Franklin’s Chop­per – Live From An­za­k­istan email your con­tact details with ‘Chop­per’ in the sub­ject line to tri­bunecom­pe­ti­tions@msl.co.nz, by mid­day Fri­day 20. One en­try per per­son/email ad­dress please. Win­ners will be ad­vised by phone/ email.


Be­nign dic­ta­tor of the Repub­lic of An­za­k­istan Generalissimo Chop­per will ad­dress his ador­ing pop­u­lace from the Re­gent on Broad­way stage this Satur­day night. At­ten­dance at this show­piece rally is manda­tory.

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