Kris Shannon’s World of Sport Hacks reveal a multitude of grey areas
Things are far from black and white when it comes to getting an advantage from drugs, banned or otherwise
There’s a line we draw when adjudicating on cheating in sport and events of the last fortnight have illustrated that line is more arbitrary than ever.
A blur has long existed between banned performance- enhancing drugs and legal drugs that enhance performance but, with every document released by the delightfully- named Fancy Bears hacking group, the shades of grey have enveloped any black and white.
How do we reconcile, for example, the disproportionately high number of athletes who require treatment for asthma? Surely such a condition was an impediment in their formative years and would have precluded many from rising to the top?
Some skulduggery is almost certainly prevalent. But we’re hardly about to outlaw asthma medication; legitimate sufferers should be regarded as role models rather than shut out of elite sport.
That predicament is just one facing anti- doping authorities in their battle with nefarious athletes and malevolent chemists.
The science on why some substances are permitted and others outlawed seems, well, a little unscientific, and the number of athletes granted drug exemptions must be troubling to those yearning for clean competition.
It’s unfair to single out one among the scores of sportsmen and women whose medical information is emanating from Russia’s cyberspace, but Bradley Wiggins’ case is representative.
Before his Tour de France triumph in 2012, the Brit received intramuscular injections of a drug called triamcinolone, ostensibly to manage allergies. But that treatment was described by the Scottish Centre for Respiratory Research as “utterly bonkers”.
Different doctors, of course, have different opinions, adding a level of subjectivity to the perplexity, so who do we trust?
For any fan thinking anti- doping agencies have it all figured out, let Maria Sharapova’s suspension remind us how readily the demarcation shifts between exempt and illicit.
Her drug of choice, meldonium, was legal until the beginning of this year, catching out Sharapova a few weeks later. So which is right? Two thumbs up, like since its development in 1970, or a two- year ban, like since the start of 2016?
Judging by the number of athletes discovered using the drug for their apparently- dodgy tickers, the current status appears correct. But, by the same measure, couldn’t Wiggins’ hayfever medication one day creep from one side of the legal boundary to the other?
It’s a dilemma that will only become worse as the stakes grow higher and the chemists more canny. But the performance- enhancing quandary extends well beyond newfangled designer drugs.
Consider cortisone, a steroid that suppresses pain and is about as common in a locker room as strapping tape, enabling athletes to overcome otherwise- debilitating injuries and perform in otherwise- impossible ways. Curiously enough, human growth hormone operates in a similar manner, aiding injury recovery and allowing our favourite athletes to return to action.
Neither cortisone nor HGH possesses proven performanceenhancing qualities. Both limit the impact of injuries. The use of one is banal, the other banned.
Moving from the lab into another wing of the hospital, further problems arise when assessing surgeries that spark greater achievement and are just as unnatural as pumping a bloodstream full of foreign chemicals.
Tiger Woods, once near- sighted enough to be declared legally blind, had Lasic eye surgery in 1999, proceeding with perfect vision to win 12 of his 14 majors. In baseball, pitchers who sustained serious elbow injuries before 1974 saw their careers end but, since the advent of Tommy John surgery, can now repair the joint with a tendon harvested from elsewhere in the body and eventually throw better than ever.
That’s the definition of performance- enhancing and is completely legal. Because who would prevent an athlete laid low by a catastrophic injury from once more playing at their peak. Who would tell an asthmatic to put down the inhaler, tell someone stricken by allergies to sneeze it out?
More saliently, with all of these questions swirling in a cacophony of confusion, who would subject themselves to the thankless life of an anti- doping agent? an escalator to doing some grocery shopping. The post went viral and sports blog Deadspin interviewed Liao about the origins of her obsession.
Liao first came across Jordan in a Gatorade commercial and was infatuated, before spotting the cutout in a store. Not for sale — just living its original intention as an advertisement. But Liao convinced the store employees to sell her MJ for about $ 8 and the pair became inseparable.
Liao even took her new pal to her grandpa’s house where, she said, “I insisted he teach me how to play piano so I could write a song to serenade cardboard MJ.” But the most exciting part of the friendship was when the commercial that started it all came on TV: “I would literally talk to the cardboard cutout and be like, ‘ Oh my God, that’s you MJ!’”
It’s all very adorable but apparently not to Liao’s teacher who, after a month, sent home a note saying the relationship was an “unhealthy phase”. Her parents promised Liao a Jordan poster if she discarded the cutout, but this tale has no happy ending: that poster never came. The sight of the Brownlees finishing a triathlon together is no surprise, given the brothers’ dominance. But Alistair helping the stricken Jonny across the line created an indelible moment of sportsmanship, with older brother doing his utmost in an ultimately unsuccessful attempt to help younger brother win the world title. The Brownlees are hardly the first to inspire in the sporting world . . .
In 1969, with the United States having claimed 12 of the last 13 Ryder Cups, American captain Jack Nicklaus was inching near another successful defence. Locked level on the 18th green of the final match, Britain’s Tony Jacklin faced a tricky three- foot putt to end the event in a tie. That’s when, with the trophy set to remain in the US regardless, Nicklaus picked up his opponent’s ball and prevented the possibility of Britain being dealt a devastating defeat.
We must first pause to acknowledge Paolo Di Canio is a fascist. If the salute during his playing days wasn’t enough, the Italian this month showed off a tattoo honouring Mussolini. Now, that said, he was also involved in one of the great Premier League moments. In 2000, playing for West Ham against Everton, Di Canio seemed set to fire into an empty net as goalkeeper Paul Gerrard lay injured, but the midfielder instead caught the ball and the game eventually finished 1- 1.
This was one example for which video footage should be sought. With Trinity blowing away Desert Chapel late in a California state title game, the team subbed in Beau Howell, a freshman with autism who had become a source of inspiration. Howell was entering his 10th game and had yet to score a point, soon throwing up two attempts that both missed. Which was when Desert Chapel inbounded the ball and handed it right to Howell, who sunk a basket and sent the crowd crazy.