Ugliness - the modern ‘Beauty’
Fashion is part of modern life and being beautiful was a part of fashion. I say ‘was’ because ugliness, our reports say, is the new beauty. Yes, this is true and it agrees with all our researches on the human mind, on how change is an always welcome aspect to humans. Now a days, beauty is so common that no one really notices it anymore. So if something really ugly turns up, everyone will look at it and admire it.
Therefore, if you are really looking for a ‘new’ look, our uglicians (ugly counterparts of beauticians) strongly recommend that you go for an all-ugly look. Be completely unglamorous. Instead of highlights, just give your hair an oil massage and instead of applying fairness creams, go out in the sun to get a tan and give yourself a healthy sun burnt, ugly look. Forget the pink blushers and keep your cheeks pale and uncoloured. And don’t go for smoky eye fashion, it’s totally old. Try out the latest, un-plucked, uneye-shadow-enhanced look. And stop getting those suits fitted; wear really baggy and drab dresses. And believe it or not, you’ll standout. Good luck. —Via email