How is Christmas like your job? You do all the work and the fat guy in the suit gets all the credit.
George, the farmer, had so many children that he ran out of names. So he started calling his kids after something around his farm.
It was the first day of September and the first day the children had gone to their new school. The teacher greeted the children and asked each child their name.
When he got to one of the farmer George’s sons, the boy replied, “Wagon Wheel.”
The teacher said, ‘I need your real name boy, to which the lad replied, “It’s Wagon Wheel, sir .... Really.’
The teacher, rather annoyed rejoined, “All right young man, take yourself right down to the Principal’s office this minute.”
The youngster pushed himself out of his chair, turned to his sister and said, “C’mon, ‘Chicken Feed,’ he ain’t gonna believe you, either.”
FERTILIZERS AND STRAWBERRIES
A farmer was driving along the road with a load of fertilizer. A little boy, playing in front of his house, saw him and called, “What’ve you got in your truck?” “Fertilizer,” the farmer replied. “What are you going to do with it?” asked the little boy “Put it on strawberries,” answered the farmer.
“You ought to live here,” the little boy advised him. “We put sugar and cream on ours.” Source: Joke of the Day.com, Laughfactory.com