Cosmopolitan (Philippines) - - Fun, Fearless Confessions - Enzo, 22

“My gf And I Were SU­PER horny, So We looked For A back Street near KATIPUNAN. We Parked In What We thought WAS A dark, de­serted Street, And Started get­ting It on When A big van Stopped be­side US, Flashed ITS head­lights, And kept honk­ing At US. We tried Ig­nor­ing the driver of the van, but he Per­sisted, So We PUT our clothes back on— just In time be­fore A barangay OF­FI­CIAL came over to See What the FUSS WAS About. We ended UP hav­ing to PAY A Fine.”—

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