6 Po­si­tions to Sex the Halls and Get Your Jol­lies

Who­ever wrote “It’s the most Won­der­ful Time of the Year” was ob­vi­ously en­gag­ing in the Snow­boart reg­u­larly.

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the snow­boart

The win­try equiv­a­lent of bey­oncé’s surf­boart: In the tub, you loll in his arms while he’s be­hind you. Since wa­ter makes you weight­less, he can do you till next christ­mas!

the dirty dreidel

Start on top, then swing your right leg over his torso and swivel around to re­verse-cow­girl. Just make sure you’re (not) dry and ready, and dreidel you will play.

the hot toddy

bracing your­self against a wall, he en­ters you from be­hind (with help from warm­ing lube). He can touch your breasts or your clit…or make rock-star horns, in which case, con­sider dump­ing him.

eskimo sex

Spoon in front of the fire­place (that you prob­a­bly don’t have). Have him grab an ice cube and run it lightly over your plea­sure zones. Frost­ing on the gin­ger­bread cookie: He later fol­lows the trail with his tongue.

the north pole

A freez­ing apart­ment makes your puf­fer coat a panty-drop­per. Keep your coat on, and pull your bot­toms down. Then hop on top of his chest, fac­ing his feet, and lean for­ward for mu­tual oral. You’re your own space heaters!

the Christ­mas Goose

He kneels on top, butt high. You hook your legs over his back.

The re­sult? Yummy deep pen­e­tra­tion, and yes, a roasted-goose-like sil­hou­ette. Nom nom.

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