6 Positions to Sex the Halls and Get Your Jollies
Whoever wrote “It’s the most Wonderful Time of the Year” was obviously engaging in the Snowboart regularly.
The wintry equivalent of beyoncé’s surfboart: In the tub, you loll in his arms while he’s behind you. Since water makes you weightless, he can do you till next christmas!
the dirty dreidel
Start on top, then swing your right leg over his torso and swivel around to reverse-cowgirl. Just make sure you’re (not) dry and ready, and dreidel you will play.
the hot toddy
bracing yourself against a wall, he enters you from behind (with help from warming lube). He can touch your breasts or your clit…or make rock-star horns, in which case, consider dumping him.
Spoon in front of the fireplace (that you probably don’t have). Have him grab an ice cube and run it lightly over your pleasure zones. Frosting on the gingerbread cookie: He later follows the trail with his tongue.
the north pole
A freezing apartment makes your puffer coat a panty-dropper. Keep your coat on, and pull your bottoms down. Then hop on top of his chest, facing his feet, and lean forward for mutual oral. You’re your own space heaters!
the Christmas Goose
He kneels on top, butt high. You hook your legs over his back.
The result? Yummy deep penetration, and yes, a roasted-goose-like silhouette. Nom nom.