Your Ultimate Sexual Wish List
Chris Pine— the end! JK. You’ve been very nice to him. Now here’s what to ask for.
Longer, crazy-intense foreplay to make sure no O is left behind. Oral on you for so long, loved ones will send out a search party. A hot man in a perfectly fitting white tee, otherwise known as Straight Dude’s Lingerie (+1,000 points if he’s rain-soaked). Role-playing a fantasy you’ve been obsessed with for ages but never had the guts to reveal to anyone. A surprise weekend getaway planned totally by him. You can’t
not have great sex in front of the fire in an adorable Airbnb cabin, far away from your obnoxious roommate. That’s, like, a Newtonian law.