Vintage cosmo tip, march 1989
“unleash your imagination: you m ight d rive d own t o t he local l overs’ l ane l ike teenagers or swap houses with a friend and make love in h er b edroom.” our 2015 road test We didn’t go to lovers’ lane because where even is that, but non-bedroom sex is one of those things I always mean to do but never get around to. I finally got around to it— although we kept it low-key and only ventured as far as the desk. Funny thing about adulthood: Spontaneous desk sex is hot, but clearing the desk beforehand in order to avoid any postcoital broken tchotchkes or destroyed tea rose arrangements is not. Ditto when R.M.P. paused the action to put a pillow under my back. Ultimately, the desk lends itself best to doggie-style—but R.M.P. and I did thoroughly enjoy giving the bed a break.