Why it’s hot
By Rose surnow
I don’t need to explain why a sex scene starring human vibrator Ryan Gosling is a turnon. But I will. After a torturous seven-year wait, Rachel and a bearded Ry Gos finally consummate their passion in a grade-a thongtwister. Gosling pushes her against the wall,
passionately rips off her clothes, and then carries her into the bedroom, where he
feasts on her naked body. Yes, please!
THE URGENT, UNDER-THE-CLOTHES QUICKIE
The key is keeping things fast and furious. Be rough with kissing and touching as soon as you walk in the door—push your undies to the side, leave your heels on, and do it under your dress. Hell, just get busy right against the wall if you must. (If you can get into an emotional fight
in the rain beforehand, even better.…)