Man­thropo

FAUX HAWK used to hate go­ing to the “par­lor,” but now gets a monthly trim in bench fix or ti­tan.

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BEER

or­ders buck­ets of san mig light in den­cio’s kasi mas­mura for

ev­ery­one grad­u­ates to draft and tipsy pig once he starts

earn­ing more who says guys are com­pli­cated? some bros just like to go with the flow, or what­ever's uso. they're ba­si­cally on the op­po­site end of the spec­trum from hip­sters (see what we did there?).

Cos­mopoli­tan

CA­REER

Most likely

works in mar­ket­ing, bank­ing, or

sales

WHITE stan

smiths

wears them all the time even if he doesn’t ac­tu­ally play

ten­nis

WARDROBE

con­sists of: • plain shirts from uniqlo • Plaid but­ton-downs from h&m • a fancy print for when they feel maarte • navy blue or khaki chi­nos

Cologne

la­coste, polo, or hugo boss

Bas­ket­ball

has an nba fan­tasy league

go­ing with his friends re­lives bas­ket­ball "glory days" with his barkada by join­ing an alumni league; while the league is on­go­ing, life takes a

back­seat. posts bas­ket­ball photos on

ig #ball­slife

VO­CAB­U­LARY FAVE GAMES

guy files

march 2016 • NBA 2K • DOTA • Call of Duty Still refers to girls as

“chicks” Calls his friends “bruh,” which ends up sound­ing

like “bra” Still thinks sex­ist jokes are funny (but are se­cretly

huge Mama's Boys)

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