FAUX HAWK used to hate going to the “parlor,” but now gets a monthly trim in bench fix or titan.
orders buckets of san mig light in dencio’s kasi masmura for
everyone graduates to draft and tipsy pig once he starts
earning more who says guys are complicated? some bros just like to go with the flow, or whatever's uso. they're basically on the opposite end of the spectrum from hipsters (see what we did there?).
works in marketing, banking, or
wears them all the time even if he doesn’t actually play
consists of: • plain shirts from uniqlo • Plaid button-downs from h&m • a fancy print for when they feel maarte • navy blue or khaki chinos
lacoste, polo, or hugo boss
has an nba fantasy league
going with his friends relives basketball "glory days" with his barkada by joining an alumni league; while the league is ongoing, life takes a
backseat. posts basketball photos on
VOCABULARY FAVE GAMES
march 2016 • NBA 2K • DOTA • Call of Duty Still refers to girls as
“chicks” Calls his friends “bruh,” which ends up sounding
like “bra” Still thinks sexist jokes are funny (but are secretly
huge Mama's Boys)