the fail At a group business dinner, your coworker makes a joke and you joke back, “Good one, Tubby.” Only after the table falls silent do you realize (a) “Tubby” is not the meaningless term of endearment you and your college pals used to use it as, and (b) your coworker
is, in fact, obese.
the fail You flew into a rage last night at the bar,
yelling about bad service and tossing your half-finished vodka soda at the bartender. Your
friends were mortified…and today,
you are too.
AND THE CROWN GOES TO...