What really Works... and What Doesn’t?
Telling him, “Touch me right here.”
Frantically moaning louder when he’s at your sweet spot and hoping he’ll pick up on your volume switch- up. Saying, “I want you to spank me, hard.” Leaving dog- eared copies of Fifty Shades around and thinking he’ll get the hint. “How would you feel about some role- play?”
Start talking in a British accent and wait for him to do his best naughty Prince Harry impression.
Confessing, “You know, oral’s never really done much for me.”
Staring uncomfortably at the ceiling for the next five years while he develops lockjaw.