What re­ally Works... and What Doesn’t?

Cosmopolitan (Philippines) - - Love, Lust & Other Stuff - Works: doesn’t work: works: doesn’t work: works: doesn’t work: works: doesn’t work:

Telling him, “Touch me right here.”

Fran­ti­cally moan­ing louder when he’s at your sweet spot and hop­ing he’ll pick up on your vol­ume switch- up. Say­ing, “I want you to spank me, hard.” Leav­ing dog- eared copies of Fifty Shades around and think­ing he’ll get the hint. “How would you feel about some role- play?”

Start talk­ing in a British ac­cent and wait for him to do his best naughty Prince Harry im­pres­sion.

Con­fess­ing, “You know, oral’s never re­ally done much for me.”

Star­ing un­com­fort­ably at the ceil­ing for the next five years while he de­vel­ops lock­jaw.

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