Heads Up! I’ll need that iphone footage for the a.m., when I’m piecing together the night. Eff, Marry, Kill. Only rule: You can’t use the names of anybody in the room—too mean. Strip Twister.
b. c. a.
Say, “Hell, nah” but Insta a shot of it anyway with #Eeeeats. Strategically take the teensiest bite that’s all tortilla. Down the whole thing, grunting “I am the cricket!”
b. c. 4. a.
Thinking of this year’s witty hashtag. # Laboracray2016, anyone?
Three Weng-wengs in at the hotel pool. Sand sucks— and 38 degrees out?! Pass.
Drunk Parasailing with that cute guy you met.
b. c. 5.