Are You open To Love?
Trying to find the dude you just chatted with about microbrews on Facebook.
Checking to see if your horoscope advises “going for it” or “playing it safe” this month.
Insta-stalking your ex.
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I should tell her to swipe right on all of them just to jack up my odds!
This is silly. Let’s just leave it up to fate.
Douchey-looking. Too short. Douchey-looking. Whose kid is that? Douchey-looking.
mostly as Wife me Up, stat What do you want? A boyfriend! When do you want it? Now! Your balls-to-the-wall willingness to put yourself out there for love is brave as hell. Just try to remember that you’re too awesome to waste on some mediocre dude you’ve convinced yourself is The One. mostly Bs leave it Up to the stars You’re a hopeless romantic. The only way to meet your soul mate is a coincidental meetcute—anything more proactive is “forcing it.” But you’re a # Bossbitch in other areas of your life—why’s romance any different? Instead of waiting for the universe to align, go on Tinder and get yours. mostly Cs Roadblocking Your Heart You’re so closed off to the possibility of love, you’re secretly texting your ex “u up?” on first dates. Ask yourself why: Do you really not want to date right now, or are you afraid of getting hurt? If it’s the latter, delete your ex’s number, take a breath, and try not to say “Not interested” next time a cute guy asks your name.