Cosmopolitan (Philippines) - - Cosmo Quiz -

At least 10 dif­fer­ent files open: Ex­cel sheets, work re­ports, to­day’s lo­cal and in­ter­na­tional news head­lines, and Google An­a­lyt­ics.


An ex­cel sheet or two, a half-typed-up work re­port, Face­book, and Buz­zfeed, of course. You can only stare at words and num­bers for so long.


A dummy Word doc­u­ment for when your boss passes by your desk, and all your must-haves: Face­book, your five fa­vorite blog­gers’ home­pages, Youtube, and wait, don’t for­get Tin­der on your phone.

Skip it, of course! I’ll en­joy va­ca­tion leaves when I’ve earned them.

Tempt­ing… I’ll leave work early on Fri­day, and I’ll just sac­ri­fice my Zzzs on Sun­day night.

Skip work, duh! My crush is go­ing to be there so we might fi­nally get some se­ri­ous HOHOL bond­ing time. I’ll skip work on Mon­day, too—i’ll prob­a­bly be nurs­ing a se­ri­ous hang­over.

b. c.



Fig­ure out which ca­reer path to stick with long-term, but in the mean­time, stay at this meh job. I’m sure I’ll fig­ure it out along the way!


Up­ping my so­cial me­dia fol­low­ing and on­line per­sona, and scor­ing in­vites to all the ma­jor events. I don’t need job ex­pe­ri­ence if I’m go­ing to be­come my own per­sonal brand!

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