Man­thropo

Cosmopolitan (Philippines) - - Love, Lust & Other Stuff -

Al­ways smiles and nods po­litely, never miss­ing a po or opo. per­pet­u­ally de­mure; all par­ents ev­ery­where ( in­clud­ing the par­ents of El­i­gi­ble Bach­e­lor) would ab­so­lutely love her. Be­fore you fin­ish per­fect­ing your “No Makeup” look, the Sim­ple Girl is al­ready out the door, hav­ing only put on a bit of con­cealer and a dab of lip­stick. She knows bet­ter than to need the lat­est iphone ev­ery year—as long as she can browse fb, take pho­tos, text her par­ents the plate num­ber of her cab, and lis­ten to the “Mu­sic for Malling” playlist on Spo­tify, she’s good. The plainer-than-vanilla part­ner so many Pi­noy men think they want, but for all the wrong rea­sons. She’s pretty, sure, but she’s a blank can­vas for any ideal pro­jected on her. The good news, is she isn’t real. Ev­ery wo­man is unique, each with her own quirks and idiosyn­crasies that no man should ever be able to sup­plant. So the Sim­ple Girl doesn’t re­ally ex­ist un­less we cre­ate her. But if she did, this is what she might look like. The Sim­ple Girl’s defin­ing ac­ces­sory: the hand­some, Kind, and Seem­ingly- per­fect Guy. Seem­ingly, be­cause he’s hid­ing some­thing: his in­se­cu­ri­ties, which he com­pen­sates for by get­ting a girl who agrees with ev­ery­thing he says and feeds his ego. he’s us­ing her to hide those in­se­cu­ri­ties— and maybe some other male in­ad­e­qua­cies as well. HER STAND ON HOT-BUT­TON po­lit­i­cal IS­SUES WHERE TO TAKE HER OUT FOR DATE NIGHT “ what do you think?” ...do­ing house­hold chores and com­mut­ing to work. Sim­ple Girl doesn’t hit the gym, isn’t ac­tive, and never di­ets. But for some rea­son, she has bet­ter abs than you do. WIN HER OVER BY SERENADING HER With "You Be­long With Me" by Tay­lor Swift "One Call Away" by Char­lie puth "Crazy for You" by Madonna

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