Trans­lated, it means “haru­tan sa tubig” (not re­ally)

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If you’ve heard of Senran Kagura, then you’re fa­mil­iar with the won­der­ful and naughty world of sexy shi­nobi. This time around, game pub­lisher Mar­velous and de­vel­oper Tam­soft, takes a huge ros­ter of fe­male char­ac­ters, gives them an as­sort­ment of wa­ter guns, and some po­ten­tially hen­tai level cutscenes of their biki­nis and swim­suits melt­ing away. This is some­thing that you prob­a­bly should never play in front of your kids, your girl­friend, and most es­pe­cially your wife.

There are sin­gle player game­plays (Sin­gle Splash), Multi-splash 5VS5 on­line-mul­ti­player bat­tles, and even a Co-op Sur­vival, where play­ers are thrown to­gether to pro­tect a tower from waves of ene­mies.

Your bikini-drench­ing arsenal con­sists of dif­fer­ent types of wa­ter guns with their own set of abil­i­ties. Each wa­ter gun has two modes the player can switch be­tween. There are also melee moves that cause a lot of da­m­age and have some form of knock back power, but they are quite dif­fi­cult to pull off.

What most play­ers will prob­a­bly aim for is to ex­e­cute a Drenched Power-up and a Kunekune Fin­ish. This is when you get to soak the op­po­nent in wa­ter while aim­ing at their breasts and but­tocks. This also is the time when you can rip away ei­ther the top or bot­tom of their biki­nis with the force of your wa­ter gun. Yes. But don’t get all too ex­cited, there are lit­tle shiny cen­sor spots to cover up the “essen­tials.”

What does make Senran Kagura: Peach Beach Splash in­ter­est­ing be­sides the ob­vi­ous sex­i­ness of the shi­nobi is the char­ac­ter cus­tomiza­tion through the use of equip cards that come in three types: weapon, skill, and com­pan­ion cards. These are use­ful in mak­ing your shi­nobi stronger and bet­ter. You can ac­quire cards as re­wards for clear­ing stages, and through an in-game store that sells ten-card packs.

Ob­vi­ously, this shooter is meant for a more ma­ture mar­ket. The sexy sce­nar­ios, the wrestling-again­st­grav­ity-and-physics boobs, and the eye­brow-rais­ing voice act­ing and ex­pres­sions, are all meant for some cheeky, raunchy fun. This prob­a­bly won’t come close to the level of com­pet­i­tive game­play that Playerun­k­nown's Bat­tle­grounds (PUBG), Fort­nite, and SOS Sur­vival of­fer to hard­core gamers. In­stead this is meant for those silly game nights with the barkada, the ca­sual gamer, or hon­estly… the pervy otaku.

Grab a copy of this wet and wild game at Dat­ablitz for around P3,795.00

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