30 things I... whatever!
When I got the message asking me to write about 30 things I want to see in my lifetime, I got stumped. I have lived for a long time, had one helluva life. I’ve seen and done everything or almost everything, except probably murder, though I didn’t refrain from killing anyone because murder was a sin; I didn’t kill anyone because I didn’t want to go to jail. So then I asked myself what I didn’t want to do anymore before my lifetime ended. 1. I don’t want to move house anymore. I have moved close to 40 times and I don’t want to have to do that again though something tells me I might have to at some point in the future. 2.
I don’t want to do anything related to advertising or PR ever again because I did that for more than 30 years. It’s over. 3. I don’t want to work in an office ever again either. That’s over, too. 4. I don’t want to have responsibilities anymore. I am free. Been there, done that, no more. 5. I will never cook my meals when I don’t feel like it; but once in a while I will bake my own bread, which I enjoy doing. 6. I will never be obliged to wash anything — dishes, clothes, etc. — by anyone else but me. 7. I will never have live-in household help. I don’t want to be their financial support anymore. 8. I don’t want to live with anyone anymore. And... 9. I will never get married again. 10. I don’t want to have anything except cash. Real estate and real jewelry are hard to sell and I don’t want my children fighting over ownership after I die. 11. I will not have any real jewelry ever again, or... 12. Have real jewelry stolen from me. 13. Neither will I have portraits of me painted ever again, or… 14. Have the portraits stolen from me, or… 15. Have my portrait offered back to me but for a fee that I have to pay. 16. I don’t want any friends who borrow money from me, or… 17. Mortgage something with me and then fail to pay back on time or ever. 18. I will never have relationships that involve money. 19. I don’t want to be with anyone who insists on finding things wrong with me and telling me about them. 20. I don’t want to get Alzheimer’s, dementia, Parkinson’s or any of those complex diseases nobody knows anything about. 21. I don’t want to get cancer. That’s too painful for me. 22. I don’t want to travel just to sightsee. How will that change my life? 23. I don’t want to talk to stupid people. They drive me up the wall. 24. I am tire of doing the same boring things over and over again. I always try to find something new to do and... 25.
I don’t want anybody telling me what to do, or when. Just leave me alone.
But, on further reflection, there are a few things that I still want to do before my life goes: 26.
I want to be a lounge singer at 74 so I now study singing and exercise to make myself at least partially sexy even if I’m old. 27.
I want to laugh all the time at so many funny things I see. 28.
I want to teach people to love themselves more, to not be afraid of anything, to stop caring about what other people will say. A person is responsible only for him/herself, so he/she can forget about other people’s opinions and concern him/herself with just what he/ she thinks. 29.
I love sleeping in my room when it rains hard, listening to the rain fall, watching the raindrops splattered on the glass. 30. Most of all I pray that I will die while I still look young, lively and happy, that God take me in my sleep after my lounge act. He should not wait until I’m 80.
I want to teach people to love themselves more, to not be afraid of anything, to stop caring about what other people will say.