The Philippine Star

A pill that will allow you to eat whatever you want without gaining weight (and no side effects).

- By CHERYL TIU

1. Less discrimina­tion against Africans. 2. Less discrimina­tion against Asians. 3. Champagne with zero calories. 4. A pill that will allow you to eat whatever you can without gaining weight (and no side effects.) 5. Better appreciati­on of Filipino food by non-Filipinos and countries outside of the Philippine­s. 6. No more constantly asking the question “So, when are you getting married?” to any girl who is not yet married. 7. No more traffic in Metro Manila. 8. Faster 3G and LT E speed in Manila. 9. Visitors to the Philippine­s spending more time in Manila, rather than it just being a jump-off point to the islands. 10. Looking inwards first before judging others. 11. Better appreciati­on, understand­ing and respect of faiths and religions that are not one’s own. 12. No more crime. 13. No more hatred. 14. No more terrorist attacks. 15. No more double standards for women. 16. More people treating their parents and elders with respect. 17. A cure for cancer. 18. A cure for AIDS. 19. Being able to do five things (properly) at once. 20. Being able to better trust and accept God’s plan for you. 21. No more climate change. 22. Functionin­g WiFi in the airport in public spaces. 23. No more having to fill out a lengthy yellow health form every single time you visit or return to Manila.

24. More respect towards people of different social classes. 25. More respect towards people of different races. 26. A portable hairdryer that can dry your hair in the car while you’re stuck in Manila traffic. 27. An inexpensiv­e eye cream that can thoroughly reverse eye bags. 28. More recognitio­n towards people working behind the scenes. 29. People working towards their own happiness instead of crabbily putting others down. 30. World peace.

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