SPILLING THE BEANS
Woy mamai la, a-a, Noel la wive’. Yeah boy, de season is here and although all we getting’ from we big-belly Santa is bridges to nowhere while de Vat killing we. Baron Money: So ah hear de other day Ti Chas was in Sulphur City and he end up in Baron’s Drive liming with de boys dere. Okay, so he dere doin’ a little politicking because we all know de man have a sulphur gros pwel. Is like de man give us a big phrase in 2011 “Pain en panyew” and up to now he eh have nothing to show for it. Anyway de day after his Baron’s visit, de Red Chief and Leo de Lion show up de same place with de boys on de block. Boy, ah hear notes pass by de hundreds. Later a fella who get money end up cursing de chief. De fella say de chief eh doing nothing for de people. Talk about biting de red hand . . .
House On Da Hill: Now someone whispered to Biky B recently dat Ti Chas buy a big yellow house on a hill. Now what Biky B hear is dat de house right on de border of Vieux Fort North and Micoud South. So what Biky want to know is whether de man still trying to make up his mind where he running or if all dat is a new strategy?
White Lines: Up to now both SLASPA and de police silent about another drug find on a plane down at Hewanorra. From what Biky B hear it seem to be an inside job. But for now is like SLASPA have more important tings to worry about. Like where to park all dem planes coming for de winter season and who dey go find to manage de airport.
Sand In Your Toes: Boy, people still want to know who exactly it is dat selling Looshan white sand to Bill Gates after de news turn up on a website. De way Biky read it is like de man getting an annual supply of Helen sand for one of his coastal mansions. Now some people say is from some illegal sand mining while others say de shipment is sanctioned from top government officials. What ah go say? Is like dey selling we seabeds, we sand, and we land from right under our you know what.
Anyway people ah go pause for de while and ah go check all you again next week. Meanwhile doh forget to send me any beans you find lying around okay. You can send dem to me at firstname.lastname@example.org.