SPILLING THE BEANS
Freebies: Talking about all dat jazz a tweedy bird tell me someone decide to look at tings from a rear-view mirror perspective. It turn out ah whole bunch of hangers-on used to have dere name on ah performer’s entourage when in fact dey had nuthin to do with the performer’s performance. Nice way to hand your friend’s ah all expenses paid vacation. Biky B want to know who knew about dat when it was happenin’!
Creole Medicine: So ah see a vacancy in de papers last weekend for a PR person at St. Jude’s. De lucky candidate dey say must be able to speak Creole. Somebody tell Biky dey enquire bout dat and someone say is de PM dat come up wid de special order, because de hospital in his constituency. So now Biky want to do: is de ability to speak Creole de latest public service job requirement? Ah tink, is just a trick to keep certain politicians away!
Traffick Jam: Boy if only all you was dere in Micoud on Saturday to see four a dem Shams students doin’ dere ting to soca music. On top of dat some plus-size chicks was showin’ dem how nice Looshan woman can be, buyin’ dem Piton after Piton. Lookin’ on was some locals wid de right kinda hair an’ I wouldn’t be surprised if dey picked up a lesson or two from de visitors about to win friends and get under de influence . . . Know what ah mean?
Strip-Down: Ah doh know where dey get dem women from dat shakin’ up tings at de latest strip joint up north. But maysyay ah eh lying, eh. Some ah dem gals look like dey is pensioners. And is not only sins of de flesh dat goin’ on in holiest of constituencies where de rep have a big macko cross around her neck. Everywhere you turn somebody takin’ bets. Den again, dey safe life’s a gamble, right? De man promise jobs, jobs, jobs. He never say what kinda jobs, eh. Well, people ah going an’ check out de Jazz scene now. Ah know some of you go get some juicy stuff
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