SPILLING THE BEANS
eople, de place hot-hot and it’s about to get even hotter. I eh just talkin’ about de weather, eh. Is like de atmosphere just blow up with all that Jazz. It gon be sizzlin’ even this weekend as de festival wrap up.
So de man ex-wife accused him of touching up his stepdaughter and she hopping mad. She say de man make his lawyer miss his sentencing in de US just so he could fly to Saint Lucia to attend a Jazz fete on Saturday and fly back to New York on Monday. De man was even seen at an event with a close relative, both ah dem enjoying jazz an’ de hell wid foreign affairs. Ah tell you some people lucky eh!
Jabal en Jazz:
I eh lying boy, look bacchanal Biky see for de Jazz so far, involving man, woman, wife, husband. Ah guess dis is the time everybody want to be de headline act. Some people playing it smooth like a pardner I know. He takin’ all three of his ladies to Jazz, but to different events in different sections of de island. Unlike a boldface man I know who had his wife and jabal at de same venue. Next ting de wife get vex and drive away wid his car keys.
Jazz & Arts Groupies:
So you know where there is Jazz you go find de groupies. And Saint Lucia rel have dem wee. In all shades, shapes, sizes and classes. Dis one in particular working for a local media house. She say how she checkin’ a member from Jah Cure band. Boy, whole night de girl like a hawk scouting de people tent back stage. But is like it was a groupie fiesta wid a whole lotta women eyeing de same salami.
Social Media Catfight:
Big roro on Facebook this week over some fella name Yann. This girl sending another girl on FB messages to leave de man for her. But de girl saying she all de way overseas and dis girl in Saint Lucia where de man is, so if she cyar get de man is her fault. De woman say how she never pack de man jewels in her suitcase when she was leaving de island so if de man refusing de next woman den something wrong. Trust me, she eh say it so nice eh. Biky eh want to shock you too hard, you know what am sayin’?