SPILLING THE BEANS

eo­ple, de place hot-hot and it’s about to get even hot­ter. I eh just talkin’ about de weather, eh. Is like de at­mos­phere just blow up with all that Jazz. It gon be siz­zlin’ even this week­end as de fes­ti­val wrap up.

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Joy Ride:

So de man ex-wife ac­cused him of touch­ing up his step­daugh­ter and she hop­ping mad. She say de man make his lawyer miss his sen­tenc­ing in de US just so he could fly to Saint Lu­cia to at­tend a Jazz fete on Satur­day and fly back to New York on Mon­day. De man was even seen at an event with a close rel­a­tive, both ah dem en­joy­ing jazz an’ de hell wid for­eign af­fairs. Ah tell you some peo­ple lucky eh!

Ja­bal en Jazz:

I eh ly­ing boy, look bac­cha­nal Biky see for de Jazz so far, in­volv­ing man, woman, wife, hus­band. Ah guess dis is the time every­body want to be de head­line act. Some peo­ple play­ing it smooth like a pard­ner I know. He takin’ all three of his ladies to Jazz, but to dif­fer­ent events in dif­fer­ent sec­tions of de is­land. Un­like a bold­face man I know who had his wife and ja­bal at de same venue. Next ting de wife get vex and drive away wid his car keys.

Jazz & Arts Groupies:

So you know where there is Jazz you go find de groupies. And Saint Lu­cia rel have dem wee. In all shades, shapes, sizes and classes. Dis one in par­tic­u­lar work­ing for a lo­cal me­dia house. She say how she checkin’ a mem­ber from Jah Cure band. Boy, whole night de girl like a hawk scout­ing de peo­ple tent back stage. But is like it was a groupie fi­esta wid a whole lotta women eye­ing de same salami.

So­cial Me­dia Cat­fight:

Big roro on Face­book this week over some fella name Yann. This girl send­ing an­other girl on FB mes­sages to leave de man for her. But de girl say­ing she all de way over­seas and dis girl in Saint Lu­cia where de man is, so if she cyar get de man is her fault. De woman say how she never pack de man jew­els in her suit­case when she was leav­ing de is­land so if de man re­fus­ing de next woman den some­thing wrong. Trust me, she eh say it so nice eh. Biky eh want to shock you too hard, you know what am sayin’?

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