Spilling The Beans
So Jazz done! But as ya’ll done know already, is more bacchanal in your waist coming up. And is not just regular carnival ah talking about, eh. Just take a look at wha’ goin’ on in de political backyard. Now dat’s what ah call mess, er, I mean, mas. Is me alone smellin’ election in de air or what?
Now on de subject of elections: somebody tell Biky de party savants tell Chas if he want to win he must form a coalition. Dey tell him dat's de trend, look wha’ happen in Trinidad, St. Kitts and now Guyana. Dey even tell Chas to rope in His Majesty de King and de lion heart. But awa! I hear Chas scoff at de idea and he say victory is his and his alone. Wee messieur.
Doh say I say, eh, but it look like dem ministries have real plumbing problems. I eh know if it have anything to do with de increase in production of toilet paper, or de proposed waste management system. Whatever it is, de government been keepin’ a certain plumber real busy hoppin’ from one ministry to de next. Meanwhile, it seem de government eh know what to do wid a certain super PS dat know as much about blackbirds on de lam as he know about Lambirds. We go see wha’ we go see.
A new head at Bordelais, but boy tings still eh headin’ in de right direction. Just last week de super squad at Bordelais was makin’ a prison sweep when all hell break loose. Ah hear when SORTS try to sort tings out de bad Johns turn around and give dem a beating to remember. Boy, but dey too embarrass to let de matter go public. Once again is de old cover your ass in operation.
De Numbers Game:
Everywhere you stop for a beverage dese days, is some red-eye dere braggin’ about tourism figures dat go up, but up to now ah eh hearing how much more money dem people spending in de country. What ah hearing is how some abusing de Nice outfit de government have on. De way Bikey get it, de hotels paying de Nice interns 50 percent of dere wages and de government borrowing to pay de other half. De deal was dat after three months de interns suppose to get fulltime employment. But awa. Instead of fulltime employment at full pay, de hotels callin’ for more interns every three months. Hey, is only de government not cuttin’ costs. Dey better at cuttin’ ass dat look like grass. En bien.
On dat note Biky B gone. Carnival opening this weekend, ah in dat. So whatever you do watch dem beans and drop one or two by me at Bikyb@st.luciastar.com.