SPILLING THE BEANS
Woyoyoyyy! De carnival start and de place on fire already boy. But ah eh lying uh, ah still eh hear my song for de season yet. Ah doh know what all you waiting for. Anyway, you know nuff tings going on all over de place for de carnival and Biky B in dat, so lookout here ah come.
Ah hear dey have a song called “whatsapp” dat go mash up de place. But ah also hear dat song have a little soaps in it about a certain popular husband and wife, a mother-in-law and a boat trip. Biky B eh know about you’ll but ah go have to check dat one out for myself.
Boy oh boy here we go again. Ah eh know why dem women like to put out all their business on Facebook so. Biky B hear about de married woman whose husband working for a certain telecoms company who lost her job because a dat. Ah hear de woman put up a pic of de man and de jabal at some party de wife had. She then go and put all kinda nasty comments under de pic about de woman. Well boy de backlash was swift and now she out of a job. Eh ben bon!
Dead Man Talking:
Talking about ro-ro on Facebook-I eh understand how some people could be so heartless you know. You mean to tell me this guy die in Martinique and his wife was on a social media website soliciting funds to bring him home for burial. De dead man mother eh see nothing better to do than to go online and say how she eh need no money for her son and dat if de wife need money for something else she should say so. You mean to tell me de woman couldn’t call de wife and discuss tings with her. But den again it seems like in dat Christian home there were some real in-law issues. If only de dead could talk. Infectious: People round town want to know who is de sicko bus driver who allegedly deliberately infected his girlfriend and others with HIV. Biky B hear how de girl try to make a report but nobody eh taking her serious. People ah doh care who is who all you need to take dem HIV/AIDS ting seriously-protect all you self.