SPILLING THE BEANS
More beans for your meme brains my peeps. But you know Biky B have eyes and ears everywhere. And dat mean more scoops.
Cop in Contempt: Biky B get to find out how a judge throw de book at local cop for contempt of court. De judge say he have to make an example of de officer, who should know better. So he order her to spend a couple of nights in de calaboose. He lucky is not that suites place de judge choose. Ah tell you is like de entire force need a Sulphur Spring bath to wash away all dat modee ting.
Bush Bath: An’ talking about dat, I hear a certain party stalwart still bruised badly from something de red leader say a while back. Insiders tell Biky B dat back in de the day de redhead said dat all he would recommend for de hard-working foot soldier was a bath and a hair cut. Dat was after some of de red bredren suggest de man get a little something for his hard work. Now, years later, de bruised foot soldier bad mouthing de reds. He even say he wouldn't mind if he lost his seat in de name of karma.
Un-presidential: So de self-proclaim president of a certain pseudo republic still using dat "over my dead body” phrase. Dis time it not directed at political opponents though. He talkin’ about his own boss. Biky B hear de man storm out of a meeting when the consensus was he should step down to make way for a fresh red bean from London. At first de prez just laugh. He couldn’t believe de brudders was serious about something so hilairious. But when he see he alone was laughing, well, de man pick up his briefcase and walk out. Don’t ask if he had any lubricants of diplomatic intercourse in dere.
Drug Fiasco: De more tings change . . . All how Biky B look at it, justice not distributed evenly in dis country. Look how quiet everyone is about de most recent Hewanorra drug fiasco. De last Biky B hear is dey arrest someone dat is a relative of a certain education official. But de ting so hush-hush is only rats Biky smelling. Maybe is de same rats dat so fat from eating evidence wherever dey see it. Hmmm.