BIKY B BIGGER BETTER HOTTER THAN EVER!
Wazzzup, my peeps! How y’all doing in Lalaland? Call it Lent, Kawemn or de dry season. All Biky B know is it hot-hot-hot. But not nearly as hot as de soaps ah have for you.
De extent some people will go dem days to get outta Dodge. Biky B hear about dis girl dat claim one night some fellas follow her home beat her up. She even take pics of her bruises. Den she say she so ‘fraid for her life she gon have to apply for refugee status in Canada. But her roommate done rat on her. She say de woman inflict de wounds on herself and den she run to police report.
Boy Biky B hear a certain ministry keepin’ de lid on de biggest mystery in town, something about money dat disappear from de kitties of a number of de island’s schools. Some fingering de school heads while others pointing at bursers. But so far not a word not a word not a word from de holiest of ministers!
Dere eh nuthin’ new in bride and groom parents paying for weddings. All kinda people taking loans for weddings. But I never hear about police taking money from de police to get married. What folks are sayin’ is de borrower replace what he take without his supervisor knowing. Is a whole mess dat involve a police raid and recorded serial numbers. But later for dat one. As day say, de matter is under investigation . . . or is it?
After last year’s calypso fiasco de government decide dey eh givin’ no money to no START or FINISH. Instead dey say dey go give de money to a supervisory group. Straight away Biky B smell a big fat rat, especially when de rumor is dat one of de advisors is a songwriter dat wearin’ shirts so red he like a damn monster traffic light. Biky B cyar wait to hear how many songs go hit de Silly Little People dis year if any.
Dat’s what ah have to say for now people. Ah go check y’all you same page, same speed next week. Remember, write me at Bikyb@stluciastar.com.