BIKY B BIG­GER BET­TER HOT­TER THAN EVER!

The Star (St. Lucia) - Life Begins 2 Nite - - FRONT PAGE -

Wazzzup, my peeps! How y’all do­ing in Lala­land? Call it Lent, Kawemn or de dry sea­son. All Biky B know is it hot-hot-hot. But not nearly as hot as de soaps ah have for you.

Refugee Camp:

De ex­tent some peo­ple will go dem days to get outta Dodge. Biky B hear about dis girl dat claim one night some fel­las fol­low her home beat her up. She even take pics of her bruises. Den she say she so ‘fraid for her life she gon have to ap­ply for refugee sta­tus in Canada. But her room­mate done rat on her. She say de woman in­flict de wounds on her­self and den she run to po­lice re­port.

Fraud Squad:

Boy Biky B hear a cer­tain min­istry keepin’ de lid on de big­gest mys­tery in town, some­thing about money dat dis­ap­pear from de kit­ties of a num­ber of de is­land’s schools. Some fin­ger­ing de school heads while oth­ers point­ing at burs­ers. But so far not a word not a word not a word from de holi­est of min­is­ters!

Mat­ri­money:

Dere eh nuthin’ new in bride and groom par­ents pay­ing for wed­dings. All kinda peo­ple tak­ing loans for wed­dings. But I never hear about po­lice tak­ing money from de po­lice to get mar­ried. What folks are sayin’ is de bor­rower re­place what he take with­out his su­per­vi­sor know­ing. Is a whole mess dat in­volve a po­lice raid and recorded se­rial num­bers. But later for dat one. As day say, de mat­ter is un­der in­ves­ti­ga­tion . . . or is it?

Mo-Money-Mat­ters:

Af­ter last year’s ca­lypso fi­asco de govern­ment de­cide dey eh givin’ no money to no START or FIN­ISH. In­stead dey say dey go give de money to a su­per­vi­sory group. Straight away Biky B smell a big fat rat, es­pe­cially when de ru­mor is dat one of de ad­vi­sors is a song­writer dat wearin’ shirts so red he like a damn mon­ster traf­fic light. Biky B cyar wait to hear how many songs go hit de Silly Lit­tle Peo­ple dis year if any.

Dat’s what ah have to say for now peo­ple. Ah go check y’all you same page, same speed next week. Re­mem­ber, write me at Bikyb@stlu­ci­as­tar.com.

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