Spilling The Beans
How y’all doin’ in de Soaps City? Biky B doing jus’ fine, even in de heat of dis silly season and hardly any drinkin’ water let alone water to cool off in.
Beach Front: Ah guess all de holier than thou saints and hypocrites dat was condemning Mercury Beach will be happy to get their way. Biky understand de event dat deliver millions of dollars directly into our half-dead may go to another island, all because dis government refuse to put more money into it. To tink dey spendin’ millions on Jazz to fill a few hotel rooms without profit. Ah well, I guess ah go have to pack my bags in August and head to de next destination!
Sex Tapes: Hey, is Biky alone dat hear about de owner of a certain radio station with a Satanic interest in under-age flesh? Biky B hear de man so highly connected, de authorities eh want to go too close in case dere uniform pick up red stains. Stay tuned.
Holy Mary: Speakin’ of color schemes, de red boys and their creative director giving Allen heat about sayin’ tings like Bandella. So how come deh couldn’t catch de big booboo in de Gros Islet MP ad? All my life ah grow up hearin’ about Marie Therese Street but is like dey rename de street after someone called Mary Therese. I suppose when it come to virgin names de Gros Islet MP knows best!
What Goes Around: De way de news reach me is dat a former loans officer at a local bank had was to hotfoot it to Grenada just to get over a gros pwel. Actually it was more dan a gros pwel. De man used to horn his wife with another chick dat go and get herself pregnant for him. When de wife pick up and leave de young chick move in wid their daughter. But boy de chick soon get fed up. De man was at work when she pick up their daughter and move to Martinique. So finally Padna decide to take some recovery time in the Spice Island.
So ah go leave it here for now. Check out more next week in 2Nite Magazine. And doh forget you could send me your emails at firstname.lastname@example.org