Spilling The Beans
It’s Easter weekend, people. Another long holiday weekend. Some ah you gonna go to church, some to de beach, Aqua Mele and so on. Watever you do, just remember to do it wid caution. Fix De Roads: Awa! You mean to tell me we still in de days of chicken and rum politics and overnight road patching? At least de Vieux Fort north MP was boldface enough to post on FB dat de Morne View road had been in a depressing state of disrepair “for so many years”—until last weekend. SMH. Ah well, whether de Earl like it or not, is de silly season all over again. Jade vs Jade: Talking about silly season, it seem like we go be having a double dose of Jade this election year. Biky B does get bamboozle as to where de government and party lines start and stop. Okay, so ah understand Jade number two had to pose for a selfie with de Anse La Raye-Canaries hopeful. After all, she from de constituency. But now at every party meeting she posting comments and is selfie after selfie, as if she givin’ Jade number one a run for her salary. But she kinda make Pip look good in dat latest selfie. Maybe because, like she said, Pip is her, er, men-tor. You’re Fired: Looks like a local promoter dat started moonlighting as one of the members of a recent carnival band done get da boot. Biky B hear de man was all over de place telling people how he go run tings this year and on and on. Somebody decide dat if mate talking so much already and de band eh even launch yet, tings could only get worse. Well, Biky B hear dey pwen doovant and send him packing. Pappi-Show: Ah papi yo booshayw! So a 80-year-old man get caught in de sack with two hotties in dere early twenties. De man married now for fifty years and his wife still alive in her seventies. De people say she husband send her to spend a weekend with her relatives in another community. Den he get a neighbor to buy him a load of Enhance for de job ahead. Well boy de Saturday night, when de man deep in his groove, de wife relatives drop her back home because she missing her dou-dou so bad. Well boy heart-attack almost take pappi. Lucky for him de girls jump out a back window in front of neighbors wid dere mouths wide open. Dat’s it for me. Ah guess among de beans this weekend ah go have to pick up some Easter eggs too. In any case ah promise myself to enjoy de weekend to de max and hope you do too. But doh forget to drop me a line at Bikyb@stluciastar.com.