BIKY B BIGGER BETTER HOTTER THAN EVER!
So elections done but is like some people still have de tabanca, especially those dat get de boot and all dem consultants dat go now have to find other suckers to con. Some ah dem is like dey workin’ for Mark Zukerberg. Dey busy-busy maypwisaying people on Facebook and dishing out advice t nobody ask for. My advice to dem people: practise what you preach. Anyway, on to this week’s beans:
Six Gs: Ah hear one ah dem dat eh get voted in, almost got a heart-attack last Monday evening. Biky B hear de man give a don from de ghetto six grand to have de peeps take down an effigy and coffin of him and to get him votes. Well boy, when de man realize how much licks he was takin’ in dat particular ghetto ballot box he almost pass out. Ah well fewer cigars and less Hennessey for a month won’t hurt.
Deadbeat Dad: So just because de woman eh want to sleep with this wannabe Reggae singer from de south, de man tellin’ her he through feedin’ de children he have with her. On top ah dat, he tellin’ people he off island, an’ all de while he runnin’ woman down south. Meanwhile is like he have people in high places blocking warrants for him. Some men, ah tell you!
On De Grass: At least de bold-face contractor dat walk into Government House last week in jeans and loafers when de PM was being sworn in, got it right on Tuesday. Wearing a suit from either Bobby’s or Conway, de man was beaming on de red carpet at de Phillipe Marceline Ground. But it look like de little chica he picked up along de way was de one dat eh get de dress code memo on Tuesday. So while padna was ushered to his VIP seat his other half was left standin’ on de grass like a sheep in jeans and strapped top!
For Sale: Anyone wanna make some bread on de dead? Ah hear a funeral home may be up for sale due to a certain attack of gopwel. Ah hear de man wanna call it quits after he wife hotfoot it to de US. De way Biky B hear de story, padna intend to hunt de woman down, wherever she may be.
Anyway people, ah go leave it here today. For more scoops check out next weekend’s 2Nite Magazine. You know what to do if you have any beans of your own. Reach me at email@example.com.