How well do you know your relatives?
After viewing five back-to-back episodes of Family Feud on TV, I decided to conduct my own separate surveys, perchance to discover what goes on in the heads of some of my closest relatives: my father, my mom among them. I pretended to engage them in a round of word association. I would say a word and they would tell me the first thing that popped into their heads.
Dad: Your mother’s been holding back for some time! Mom: I hope your father let’s me get some sleep tonight! Brother: Porn! Sister: Cucumbers! Husband: Yes, please!
Dad: Sugar! Mom: Grand kids! Brother: Ready-made! Sister: Beach-body killer! Husband: Expensive!
Father: In Power Mother: I wish they would bring the pension age back to 60 Brother: Need to find someone in there where I can get it good Sister: who cares Husband: Same shit different toilet