How well do you know your rel­a­tives?

The Star (St. Lucia) - Life Begins 2 Nite - - WHAT'S INSIDE - By Jenna Ann-Gas­ton

After view­ing five back-to-back episodes of Fam­ily Feud on TV, I de­cided to con­duct my own sep­a­rate sur­veys, per­chance to dis­cover what goes on in the heads of some of my clos­est rel­a­tives: my fa­ther, my mom among them. I pre­tended to en­gage them in a round of word as­so­ci­a­tion. I would say a word and they would tell me the first thing that popped into their heads.

SEX

Dad: Your mother’s been hold­ing back for some time! Mom: I hope your fa­ther let’s me get some sleep tonight! Brother: Porn! Sis­ter: Cu­cum­bers! Hus­band: Yes, please!

Baby

Dad: Sugar! Mom: Grand kids! Brother: Ready-made! Sis­ter: Beach-body killer! Hus­band: Ex­pen­sive!

Gov­ern­ment

Fa­ther: In Power Mother: I wish they would bring the pen­sion age back to 60 Brother: Need to find some­one in there where I can get it good Sis­ter: who cares Hus­band: Same shit dif­fer­ent toi­let

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