SPILLING DA BEANS
Welcome again to Biky B’s world where nothing is fake, unlike what all you getting nowadays from SLAPS, CLAPS, PAPS, CAPS and all kinda APPS. Woy, ah swear ah cyar take it no more, although now and then ah does take a peek just to see wha’ going on in the fake world. Now and den, ah cyar lie, ah does find a lil’ something.
Coolie Town: Tings getting real dread on Facebook dem days especially on dem political pages where you cyar tell what is real news from fake or imagined. De latest concerns one very vocal FB contributor dat get reported to Facebook for using a racial slur. Eh ben bon. Biky B hear dey kick de woman out without a cap for referring to a certain minister as a coollie. Now ah eh know about all you, but as if to me from school days we used to call all Indian friends coolie. Dey didn’t seem to mind. Ah well ah guess we living in de age. Back in de day, people kept dere pain in dere chest, even if dey was dying. Remember how common in dese parts it was to call a man of your own color a nasty name dat turn into de N-word?
Willy Wonka: Now Biky B doh promote no kinda violence. But ah have to say some of our people like it when a man get ketch with his pants down and also get some licks at de same time. De way ah hear it, dis calypsonian been on a rendezvous with annuder man wife now for months. Well last week he finally got ketch in de act, in his car. Biky B hear de woman husband pull up on dem and start to dish out some real licks on de man. Then she throw him outta de vehicle and leggo a slug in his leg. Now ah eh know about all dat violence ting, eh. But fellas, ah warning you, take control of your willy nuh!
High Production: Ah wonder if ah go see de day when a certain local music producer and his baby mama stop having drama. Ah mean town was happy when dey see de man for de first time holding de girl hands in public when dey first met. Something mate does never do. But since de baby born padna on a roll, ramping from chick to chick. De latest one is a good friend of de baby mama who self eh have no shame, one minute she liming with de girl, next day she in bed with de girl man. Eh ben bon.!
Three-pointer – So ah by de beach last weekend and I overhear two ladies talking dat I know are models some of de time. One ah dem say she didn’t expect de udder to have so much fun de night before. To which girl B says: But is you dat invite me. De first girl say: But ur my friend and I just wanted to try something for him. But now I tink he like you and you like him. Doh worry though, you go get it if you cross me and my man. I dere wondering what dem ladies talking about. You know how Biky B innocent in dem kinda ting. Den de second lady say: Aa girl, is like your first time you done a threesome? Why you getting on so? Yes, is only den Biky B realize what going on. Boy, let me leave dat here, you hear?
Anyway dat’s ma space for this week. Ah have to leave it here. Hope all you have a good stress-free weekend. But keep an eye out for dem beans and remember you can drop me a line at firstname.lastname@example.org.