SPILLING DA BEANS
Boy ah swear de time running way too fast. Is like just de other day it was January and on Saturday it was April already. Ah thought was an April Fool’s joke when ah look at de calendar, but awa! Dem days there is enough of dat going around in politics year round, so we eh even have to wait for April. Talking about April Fool’s just read de first lil soupsyon ah have for you…
Sa-pas-blag: De first bit a news to hit me dis week was about a cop who was working on de high seas and decide to play a trick on his girlfriend by telling her he eh coming home again for de weekend. So de man plan was to come home Saturday night to surprise his woman for April Fools. But de woman who works at a hotel, tell him dat she will no longer take Saturday night off since he eh coming again. So super-cop roll up to de house to wait for his chick when she come home to surprise her. A-a! To de man surprise de woman was in bed deh fooling around with a next man. Eh ben bon!
Turn-Up: So a popular radio DJ was put on blast by his baby momma last week for de whole world to see. And where else to wash your dirty laundry dem days? On Facebook of course! Well according to de post than had Facebook turn-up loud, it seems like homeboy eh paying his dues when it comes to child support. But de way Biky B hear it is not only dem dues de man not paying, but is like he stop sweetening de woman pot of gold too. De story is dat de baby mama come back from de high seas to find de man cruising along with a nice shabin in some cute sandals. Boy ah tell you!
Soca Rant: So ah hear a popular Soca artiste get dumped by his manager because she back in de camp with her sugar-boy producer. Biky B hear de singer eh happy with dat since he and de producer had fall out too. De man eh hiding his feelings, saying dat de female manager go back to base where she getting money plus honey for her time and services. Boy all ah go say is, Saint Lucia we love!
Storytime: So after milking de government for money for big time documentary and other consultancy PR fees, ah hear de documentary guru dodging a bill from a local production house. De way Biky hear it, de man was cozy, cozy with de people who gave him his big break. But as soon as money start rolling in, padna roll out, form his own company and leave behind a huge bill. Now ah hear he playing dodge ball and going on and on, leaving another story to be told. Well that’s de end of my storyline for this week. Check me again next Saturday, and in de meantime, keep your eyes and ears peeled. If you see or hear anything holla at me at email@example.com!