SPILLING DA BEANS

The Star (St. Lucia) - Life Begins 2 Nite - - NEWS - By Biky B Any­way that’s my space. Biky B have to leave it there for now and go and hop around like de Easter bunny to see what egg like beans ah get this week­end. So en­joy your hol­i­day week­end and check me out again next week in de 2nite magazine. You c

Maysyay ah eh go lie, but it re­ally hot dem days you know. It look like ah go have to re­ally tun tings op to com­pete with dat heat and make dem beans drop like its hot­ter than ever. Make me feel like singing Ricky T de ting on fire! Talk­ing about fire de first soup­syon have some­thing to do with dat, so read on:

Fire One: Boy oh boy! You mean to tell me this girl work­ing at a par­tic­u­lar hotel go and get her tail fired for some rum? Now mind you de rum she tief wasn’t even for her­self. De girl who work­ing at de bar at de hotel, go and pour de rum in a water-bot­tle for some fella. Next ting you know se­cu­rity find de ting by de ice ma­chine where she hide it. And just like dat she had to face de hotel court and get fired. Eh ben bon.

Love Hurts: Some mem­bers of a women sports team dat trav­elled last week still try­ing to fig­ure out if is fake two girls among dem fake their in­jury. De way Biky B hear it, seems like de two fe­male lovers were get­ting frus­trated with de head of de team who was com­plain­ing about how dey were get­ting on. Ah hear de girls say dey were not al­lowed to dis­play their af­fec­tion on tour. Next ting de two girls come back home be­fore de end of de tour­na­ment, claim­ing in­jury. Ah guess dere are dif­fer­ent ways to be in­jured right?

Sugar Daddy: A lo­cal sugar-daddy and his wife are in se­ri­ous prob­lems dem days. Ah hear de wife re­al­ize dat de man sy­phon­ing their joint ac­count to spend money on a lit­tle honey on de side. Well boy, when de wife dis­cover dat, he come up with all kinda sto­ries about what he do­ing with de money. But no way de Maths was adding up. So de last ting ah hear is dat de wife seek­ing le­gal ad­vice on de mat­ter and con­sid­er­ing di­vorce.

Cops and Rob­bers: Boy ah doh know, but it look like is not tick­ets alone de lo­cal cops run­ning out of. Ah get some beans about an­other cop again dis week. De young po­lice rookie ah hear, get­ting horn left right and cen­ter from his woman but he refuse to leave. Biky B hear dat de woman was de first to give it to him so good and now he eh want to give up de soo-pap. Ah hear de man even telling de woman dat he doh mind if she bring other man in de house, just doh put him out. Ah tell you Life­time cyar make up dem sto­ries you know.

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