SPILLING DA BEANS
Another week of drama and roro all over de place, especially on Helen political front. So ah know you done have enough of dat already and maybe even more dan enough, right. So Biky B’s job is to give all you a different kind of fix. Hang on:
A-A so big roro on Facebook (again) about which artiste tiefing work from other artiste, and who get fired over some kinda racist remark. But boy, like dey always say is three sides to a story: his, hers and de truth. But part of de story Biky B hear is dat de female singer who now playing wifey role since she move into de mansion, when de wife went foreign, curse up de people in de hotel left right and center. All because she eh getting superstar billing on de hotel notice board! But hear dat, Biky B shock to find out dat dem tings happen since last year but de songbird now getting on, making peeps believe it jus happen. All dat because he get saxed, ah mean sacked from a Jazz gig? Well, well!
So ah hear de Reggae & Roots ting de sun people trying to pull over cyar see de light of day because not enough money in de coffers. But to make tings worse dey get a link for a Jamaican Reggae singer for one price from a local contact, but try to do de booking demselves and now have to pay double. Boy you know what dey say: de more tings change de more tings remain de same. My advice: just give de people dere vaval right after Jazz and leave dat alone tun. But who does listen to Biky B?
Fake Baby News:
Ah tink Looshan women watching too much reality TV dem days. You mean to tell me this girl from down south trick dis married man she checking into tinking she pregnant for him. De way ah hear it, de girl get her friend who is pregnant to use a pregnancy test and den give it to her to show de man. Doh ask me what de heck she was tinking. People say maybe she wanted de man to spend more time with her or maybe she thought de man woulda leave his wife who dey say cyar make children. But hear what, de man now find out de trick and he hopping mad. So now all de nice tings and money she used to get dat blank out big time.
Looshan woman really something ee. You pay all dat money to go to a fete with de socialite American woman with a big bum bum dat dey say break up T.I. and Tiny and now you choopsing. You vex because you saying de woman twosh fake? You vex because you saying Looshan girls could twerk better dan dat. But ah coulda tell you dat you coulda take dat money, sit down Gros Islet and see better action and spend less money on drinks. But all ah go tell you now is de woman back in Trumpland shaking both twosh and making money and you still dere splitting in de middle for free. Sigh! Anyway people dat’s ma space. It’s another long holiday weekend. Have yourself a safe one and enjoy your Labour Day Holiday, okay? As usual, if any beans come your way do share at email@example.com .