SPILLING DA BEANS
I’m back again with another round up of NCF (not-necessarily-fake) news on this Soleil and Mother’s Day weekend. Now doh expect me to say nothing about de people jazz tun. (Although am sure de Trumpster will be happy for the chance to make his Miss America great again. Ah sure even if tings get hot Sunday she go keep her clothes on. But boy lemme leave dat alone tun.
Bullseye: I eh too sure if any blackmailing involved in dat one. But de latest short porn video making de rounds is really something. And ah do mean short eh. People in shock after dey see a macho looking fella in de video, offering a next man two hundred dollars for a gay-bomb. Ah guess dat one eh have no VAT on it. Eh ben bon!
Tiefing Spree: On de weekend two young girls from up north dress up nice-nice and say dey going on a shopping spree. Now ah know tings hard but ah never knew you coulda shop with no money. But dem two like dey never know dat. After hitting a few shops and stuffing dey panties and bags one ah dem got caught on her way out. Maybe is de fluffy bedroom slippers in de back of her panty dat was de give away.
No Free Lunch: Doh ask me why, but it seems like people in de media getting a bad rap. Well, at least some a dem. De way Biky B hear it, a certain female media personality been storming a particular hotel and pretending to be on business. But de truth is she only going dere for free food and drinks. Last ah hear de hotel people get onto her and dey warn if she eh stop dat shit dey go put brakes on her and maybe a pair of silver bracelets too!
Cyberwars: Before ah go ah have to say boy, dem days is like we living in a movie, wid cyber wars all over de place. Pages and sites seem to be shutting down left right
and center for fake news and other violations. Now Biky B all for free speech eh but some ah de reckless tings ah seeing and hearing dem days is only a matter a time some kinda court action take place. Oh ah just hear someone say one already on de way. Don’t say Biky B din warn you fake people eh.
Anyways dat’s my space and time peeps. Whatever ya’ll do, have a good one, and may I wish everyone happy Mother’s Day. And as always Biky B always ready to receive some of your beans too. Drop dem at firstname.lastname@example.org.