SPILLING DA BEANS
De sun hot dem days, de politics hot but ah doubt as hot as de 2Nite and your favorite section, right? Well, ah back with more beans. Sit back and enjoy:
Soca Horn: I eh know what kinda tabanca a certain soca artiste going through with his manager but boy every time de man see de woman is some kind of ro-ro. Last week at a bar in Rodney Bay is de same ting. De man end up harassing de police and de former manager had to end up making a report. Padna is time you cool out . . . and just move on.
Man in a Manger: But say one say two. De more tings change de more dey remain de same. A certain producer always used to be in some roro with this woman all over Rodney Bay, until dey split. Now dat she back in his camp Biky B say well boy tings look like it change. Awa! Now de chick look like she want to take charge of de mun life and every woman he talk to she eyeing dem and questioning him. Well boy on Saturday big confrontation in Rodney Bay. Next day she saying sorry, and is de rum dat do her dat. Sigh!
Freebies: As if to me I still see nuff people passing around with free tickets for Jazz last week? So what about all de talk about who used to do what before? I tell you boy some people could really talk wee. But den again de Jazz was so lapo not even de free tickets handed out by some reps were accepted, except those who got freebies for VIP where dey had free whiskey and enough free food to feed a village. Store Raiders: I eh know why boy but dem days Biky B getting plenty stories about women shoplifting. Just last week ah see a video with three young girls; one a dem actually working in a hotel and she and she friends shoplifting in a popular store. After de owner catch dem with weave and makeup and say dey calling de cops, dey beg and promise to pay. De owner give dem a break but promise if she hear dem up to no good anywhere again, de video going viral. Boy ah eh know what to say again. Young people get your own tun. Anyway ah go leave it dere for de time being people. Enjoy de weekend de vaval almost here so pace all you self. And remember drop me some beans at firstname.lastname@example.org. Come back next week okay!