SPILLING BEANS DA
My peeps, how tings going wid you? Doh lie, ah know all you cyan wait for de weekend to escape all de politics and spend a few minutes with Biky B. Well, you know de pleasure is all mine.
Dennery Sexment: Ah doh want to start with jokes about how Soca Switch last Saturday had more people dan de combined first two days of Jazz, okay. What ah go tell you about is how it seems like de rum and music, especially in de Denner y segment, did unspeakable ting to some heads. Ah see a video gone viral showing a couple completely wasted and naked in a vehicle after de show, and of course dey into dere own show. Look like dey took Mongstar at his word, de way dey get into de doggy ting. Hmmm!
Soca Splash: But wait, there was even more roro at de show, people. If you see how a certain hot boy was dere catching a grind on a sexy honey when de song “Bad in bum-bum” come on. Well doh ask me who she was but dis other woman get vex and just so she throw a drink on de man. Is her friends who had to pull her away to prevent a bigger ro-ro. Well boy padna just wipe himself down and continue taking his grind like he wet from sweat. Meanwhile Ms. No Bum-Bum fuming mad. It took a whole load ah friends to finally calm her down. Eh ben bon!
Pass It: Ah tink Soleil probably need a new event. Some kinda vice baccahanal, if you get my meaning. Ever ybody knows nuthin’ sells like sex, right? De reason why ah saying dat is because it would seem like to get a blight with de events company some hankypanky have to pass. Just ask a certain pretend well known radio station how dey does get their props. What ah go say . . . pimping eh easy boy!
Play Mas: Ah hear how a certain carnival band on de brink. De band already launch and all, but long before carnival Monday and Tuesday dere seem to be bacchanal in de camp. Biky B hear one ah de leaders was sinking some of de costume money and reinvesting in a ting dat have nuthin’ to do with carnival. De plan was to keep tings on de down low and pay back someday. But now some members want heads to roll. Dey say is either dem or de money sinker. Stay tuned!