BEANS SPILLING DA
Sa ka fete. Is me again Biky B on your case this week with some news dat juicier that a julie mango or fat piece of pork from pork city. Is true! Just read on:
Who’s Zooming Who?: Well boy ah doh know why some people wanna go get married young when dey know dey eh ready yet. Like this young fella who just meet this girl from de US last year. In two-two’s de man run and get hitched. Now de girl back in foreign living with a next man she claim is her roommate. And padna here in Saint Lucia because he cyar get a visa and in a rage. Now is endless maypwis back and forth between de two a dem online about who horn who first. Take your time pal!
Bounce: Ah hear a certain Kuduro crew aka de Dennery segment, have plenty beef going on. De way ah hear it, is like de fellas want to kick out one of de singers. Dey say de man eh have no discipline and acting like he alone run tings cutting nuff style because girls checking for him. But de man story is dat dem fellas just jealous especially de slim tall one whose sister now want to roll with him. Well look it?
Vice-Versa: If you hear bacchanal in town dis week. Two girls in war over money. Now one a dem all on Facebook posing in costumes for one a de popular bands. But her other so-called friend, roll on her for her money she lend her to buy weave. De other girl say she want her money to pay for her ticket to go to “Vice” this weekend. But de money-lender in her new weave and now looking for outfit for de same fete. De other chick say if she eh get her money, is trouble. Ah hope dey eh have to call out de “Vice Squad.”
Hard Ball: So you leave your baby daddy for de popular footballer just because your friends wanted him. You used to call dem groupies and all kinda names. Well now look it, one a de groupies say dat she is de main squeeze and doing tings you could not do. Now you dere saying all kinda tings about men on your profile. Woman check yourself tun. Next time take it slow okay.