SPILLING DA BEANS
How y’all doing peeps? As for me, ah ready for de feting and de road this year. De vavalry already on fire people and it look like tings gonna be tun up for de season.
Vaval Baby: So ah tek a lime by one ah de community carnival events on de weekend and boy let me tell you it was pure bacchanal. De ting was on fire! But in de heat of everything you know a Looshan soaps had to burst. A girl roll on a fella who was dere with his woman catching a grind. She start saying how de man eh minding his child dat born just de other day. If you hear soaps. She say how is last carnival she met de man and tings happen and nine months later baby born. Padna get vex and leave de fete one time boy!
Soca Stars: So ah hear how a young hottie soca artiste dem days rolling on a more season artiste and causing trouble in a happy home. De two love birds were spotted at a certain beach taking some cozier dan cozy pics. Somehow de man woman get a hold ah one of de pics and Biky hear how de man say it is for a promo dey do dat. Well boy de woman say she waiting to hear and see what dey promoting, because from where she standing, she eh blind at all. Something must be going on she say. Ah guess time will tell right?
Faking It: De lengths some people does go to nowadays. You mean to tell me dis girl go so far as to fake her sickness just so she could bail out on a man for a date? De girl fake doctor paper and all. Next ting you know de man go by de doctor office to follow up on her next appointment for her and de people saying dey eh know dat name. De way ah hear it, de chick was on a next speed with a next man.
Vice Squad: Boy dey say what happen in Vegas stays in Vegas, but dat fete at Pigeon Point last weekend, well dat was a whole nudder story. Is how it go look when dat girl who dey ketch in de bush behind de stage with de married man get put on blast. And trust me is not phone numbers dey were exchanging, eh. Is like young lady had to prove dat she was bad in bum-bum and other tings too. Now she telling people she was drunk. Oh, really now!