Lu­cian head­lines that didn’t quite make the cut

The Star (St. Lucia) - Life Begins 2 Nite - - WHAT'S INSIDE -

1.

Eight plums for $2. The price of plums is a real so­cial is­sue. Even worse, they’re even more ex­pen­sive in Cas­tries than Soufriere. Some­thing needs to be done… #Nuff­said.

2. Man found passed out on beach af­ter Vice... at 9am. Se­ri­ously. It hap­pened.

3. Sta­dium as hos­pi­tal, the­atre as court­house…

4. Head Top ver­sus Tree Top. Shout out to

the girl’s whose braid got stuck in a tree at Vice and is still there to this day. We salute you.

5.

51.3% fe­males and 48.7% males – the most re­cent sta­tis­ti­cal data where pop­u­la­tion sur­veys in Saint Lu­cia are con­cerned. No won­der it’s so hard to find a good man in Lu­cia!

6.

#Isur­vivedVice, but not re­ally. And I still can’t find my green card. Oops. As for the rest of you, we hope you have bus or gas money for the rest of the month!

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