SPILLING BEANS DA
Time does really fly wee! Imagine is a whole new month already and soon de vaval done. So you know right now is peak fete season and Biky B in dat real deep, picking up de hottest beans just for you.
After a big vaval fete last week, a popular young businessman dat done taken decide to cozy up with de jabal by de beach. Ah guess dey had a lot of catching up to do. De side chick is a one-time Queen contestant just come dong from wherever. But you know Loosha have spies worse dan Biky and somebody take it on demself to give wifey de soupsyon. In two-twos she reach on the beach and in two shakes she turn de atmosphere into bacchanal on de bay. After some heavy licks pass, de man hop in his car and drive off with de side chick. Last ah hear is it’ll be a while before tings at home return to normal.
RIDE OR DIE CHICK:
Boy Cooler fete had nuff display on Saturday. And not only on de stage wid all dem crazy coolers. I tell you de fetters take de bacchanal to another level. One such encounter was a popular vaval couple who in all source once is soca and costume. Well de husband end up in fracas and out of nowhere de wife come flying in like Jet Lee. Even de husband seem surprise at his ride-or-die wife. Needless to say de police had to intervene before tings got outta hand.
As for dem police! You mean to tell me a man bring his padna to de emergency center in dat same fete, saying how his friend was drugged. Instead of helping de mun de police just dere laughing. One ah dem even videotape de scene. One declare dat dey spike de fella drink because his padna maybe wanted to put it on him. You tink some a dem cops easy.
Jamming In De City:
Talking about cops getting outta hand: last week Friday there was something called Soca on de Square. So you know police was patrolling de vicinity. Dese days you know you cyar take chances. While some people out to have a good time a buncha thugs only want to mash up de party. Well dis time it was not your regular hooligan but a scorned lover. De woman spot her man passing in a car wid another woman. Boy ah just see she fly inside de car from de sidewalk and next ting she trying to pull de man from behind de wheel. Padna shock. And wid all de traffic he cyar gas up. Lucky for him de cops were right behind and dey come out to cool dong de scene. Ah tell you as soon as he could, de mun shoot off like he is Nascar driver boy. Meanwhile people jamming in de square to sweet soca music. Ah tell you, dere eh no place like Helen! And peeps, like ah said dat’s where ah go be this weekend until last lap, taking in all de jamming, jumping and waving and of course doing a whole lotta spying.