SPILLING DA BEANS
Good-day ma peeps and welcome to another hot Biky B potpourri. Boy ah tell you, de place been alive with all de partying, sadly is like de vaval coming to an end faster dan a runaway train dat Biky B only read about! Just two more weekends left in de vaval but Biky B keeping busy just for 2Nite people.
So de school princy-pal get axed from de kaiso. Boy ah tell you Sunday gone de kaisonians and de fans were brutal. Everybody coulda see de man was not himself. De man couldn’t even use de regular dressing room. He had to change in his car. Ah hear a fella say eh nuthin’ new in dat. De man been dressing and undressing in his car for years, whether is himself or some young ting. But Biky hear de man keeping cool, thanks to a certain queen of hearts at a certain ministry dat guarantee him protection. Wonder what he have to do for dat?
Now doh say is I say eh, but ah hear dat a minister may be getting into de garbage business. Now ah could already hear some of you making joke: “Might as well, some ah dem politician does talk so much shate!” But ah had to chuckle when ah hear said minister instructing de public about garbage in de city after de weekend rains. Maybe it was a advertisement for a soon to appear garbage collection service! What you think?
And talking about rain. Ah hear Kalash had dem women drenched from here to there during his stage performance last weekend. Boy ah never knew Looshan women coulda speak so much French . Patois yes but . . . anyway. All evening is one song a certain lady keep singing: “Voulez vous coucher avec moi c’est soir?” One time she haul out her bra and panty and fling dem on stage like Kalash is Tom Jones. Awa doh. Dey kick de woman garments off the stage so fast is like dey was worried her underwear might be harboring killer viruses or something. Somebody say oh shate!
Talking about panty and bra, any of Biky B peeps got a chance to see dem Miss Universe contestants in lingerie on Facebook? Boy ah tell you, people gave dat a beating after de organizers post dem pics asking persons to vote for Miss Photogenic. From where Biky B was sitting ah did not see anyting photogenic about dem pics. Ah never see so much blows rain down on a photographer or an organizer. Talk about backlash. Biky hear dat de international Miss Universe people ask dem to take down de pics, fass-fass-fass. Ah waitin’ to see how de blame game gon go. Stay tuned! And with dat ah gone. Remember people it’s de penultimate carnival weekend and a lot gonna be happening. Whatever you do, stay safe and take responsibility for your actions. Biky gon be somewhere watching. And peeps like ah said dats where ah go be this weekend until last lap, taking in all de jamming, jumping and waving and of course de behind de scenes roro too. So if you want more bacchanal be sure to get your own copy of de 2Nite magazine in de STAR each weekend.