Does Size Mat­ter?

The Star (St. Lucia) - Life Begins 2 Nite - - FRONT PAGE - --- Bar­bara Alexan­der

Does size mat­ter? We don’t know, you tell us:

Let me tell you some­thing… dur­ing my 17 years as a sur­gi­cal nurse, I have seen and fon­dled dicks of ev­ery con­ceiv­able shape, size and color. I have seen white dicks draped over the re­cum­bent leg, mi­cro­scopoc dicks hid­den be­tween black thighs, and yel­low dicks of all sizes. I have cleaned and pre­pared hooded dicks, bald dicks and dicks with metal em­bed­ded in the eye. I have washed smelly dicks, per­fumed dicks, ringed dicks, tatooed dicks and dicks with per­fectly quaffed pu­bic hair, vir­gin dicks and dicks that have been used to ex­haus­tion. Over the course of my ca­reer, I feel con­fi­dent in telling you that each and ev­ery dick is as unique as the man its at­tached to. Does size de­pend on the num­ber of pulls? I doubt it. What­ever the size, color, make or model of your dick… just love it and treat it with the re­spect it de­serves. Once it ceases its func­tion as a sex tool, you will be glad you did.

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