SPILLING DA BEANS
So just like dat de vaval done! And how was it for you, peeps? I hope all you had a blast, just like Biky B! Anyway I am well rested and back to deliver a fresh bag of beans for your enjoyment this week.
DE MORNING AFTER: When ah hear someone say de pharmacies were running out of morning after pills this week, following de vaval, ah laugh like it was a joke. But boy ah did a little check, and it seem de rumor right on de button. De magic pill was one hot seller this week. So much for socking it before you knock de lolly. Maybe de heat had something to do wid dat!
STORMING COUPLE: Ah doh know why some folks like to get demselves embarrassed so boy. You mean to tell me you and your woman come out all dressed up, and jusso you could invade de people VIP in a top vaval fete? And when de security putting you out you creating a scene and embarrassing your high society woman? Padna next time save up from December and pay for your VIP, okay?
KALOTS: Look licks I see pas behind a certain fella head in a band wee. Who tell de man to simulate when Ambi song was playing? De man decide to get all freaky with a woman in de band showing her how he does sock it before he knock it. Maybe was de rum talking but dat eh stop his woman. She catch him carrying on like he never carry on wid her and is so blows start pelting while my boy trying to look coy. De man insist he eh do nothing wrong. But de way his woman was getting on it look like de only knocks he go get is de kind dat leave all kinda bumps on your head.
BAND MEETS BAND: Ah doh know how some fellas does do it boy, but to have two woman in de same band? Dis man had his foreign-based side chick and his main squeeze in de same band. He ask a friend to help him out by dropping his woman home while he pick up de side chick when de vaval done, so dey can do dere own ting at a hotel. But it look like his boy was too drunk to remember and both women end up by his car in de parking lot. If you see drama. De main woman say no way de woman coming in de car and so padna had to shell out money for taxi for foreignbase. Eh ben bon! Anyway folks ah have to go hope you enjoyed de dose of beans this week. Remember to get your own copy of de 2Nite magazine in de STAR next weekend for more hotter than ever and fully flavoured beans. Until then I’m out!