Hands up if you've thought about making a pad/underwear hybrid at some point in your life. No more worrying about your pad shifting around in the night? GENIUS. But then you never actioned it, because you were too busy, right? Luckily for womankind, some smart cookie did make them, and sell them, so we (and by we, I mean Senior Features Writer Sophie) could trial them on p103.
Too often, though, there’s no time to follow through with these great ideas, and the world is not as convenient a place as it could be. So, in a bid to make life a little better for all mankind, I’m going to share mine here for free:
Why has someone not combined mustard with tomato sauce in one handy bottle? I know everyone likes different amounts, and that’s why this invention relies on a special bottle. You put tomato sauce in one compartment and mustard in the other. Then, there’s a special dial with five shades of various mixes. Spin the dial, and out will come the perfect ratio.
If you didn’t figure out that this is the same as the above, but with mayonnaise and sweet chilli sauce, then to be honest, you probably don't deserve to execute this idea. See also: mustard-aise.
A FACE MASK THAT’S REFLECTIVE LIKE A MIRROR
Genius for multiple reasons, in particular: 1. It’s like the GLAMGLOW silver masks, but more reflective, guaranteeing it will go viral on the ’gram, leading to massive sales. 2. Instead of scaring your family as you wander around the house looking like a cheap version of the Halloween killer, you will be useful for the 20 minutes, serving to help anyone trying to apply mascara or extract broccoli from their teeth.
Don’t forget me when you’re famous, OK?!