Free Ideas

CLEO (Singapore) - - EDITOR'S NOTE - Claire Starkey Editor-in-Chief

Hands up if you've thought about mak­ing a pad/un­der­wear hy­brid at some point in your life. No more wor­ry­ing about your pad shift­ing around in the night? GE­NIUS. But then you never ac­tioned it, be­cause you were too busy, right? Luck­ily for wom­ankind, some smart cookie did make them, and sell them, so we (and by we, I mean Se­nior Fea­tures Writer Sophie) could trial them on p103.

Too of­ten, though, there’s no time to fol­low through with these great ideas, and the world is not as con­ve­nient a place as it could be. So, in a bid to make life a lit­tle bet­ter for all mankind, I’m go­ing to share mine here for free:

MAUCE

Why has some­one not com­bined mus­tard with tomato sauce in one handy bot­tle? I know ev­ery­one likes dif­fer­ent amounts, and that’s why this in­ven­tion re­lies on a spe­cial bot­tle. You put tomato sauce in one com­part­ment and mus­tard in the other. Then, there’s a spe­cial dial with five shades of var­i­ous mixes. Spin the dial, and out will come the per­fect ra­tio.

CHILLI-AISE

If you didn’t fig­ure out that this is the same as the above, but with may­on­naise and sweet chilli sauce, then to be hon­est, you prob­a­bly don't de­serve to ex­e­cute this idea. See also: mus­tard-aise.

A FACE MASK THAT’S RE­FLEC­TIVE LIKE A MIR­ROR

Ge­nius for mul­ti­ple rea­sons, in par­tic­u­lar: 1. It’s like the GLAMGLOW sil­ver masks, but more re­flec­tive, guar­an­tee­ing it will go vi­ral on the ’gram, lead­ing to mas­sive sales. 2. In­stead of scar­ing your fam­ily as you wan­der around the house look­ing like a cheap ver­sion of the Hal­loween killer, you will be use­ful for the 20 min­utes, serv­ing to help any­one try­ing to ap­ply mas­cara or ex­tract broc­coli from their teeth.

Don’t for­get me when you’re fa­mous, OK?!

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