Don’t be offended when I say all men should embrace a little redesign.
When was the last time someone whinged to you about how the guy that she’s seeing just doesn’t know his way around in bed? For me, that was approximately 20 minutes ago.
I have this girlfriend, K. She is gorgeous, intelligent and kind. A working professional, she dates like no tomorrow, when her busy schedule allows. Unfortunately, she hasn’t quite mastered the art of picking them right. And somehow, I’ve become the default sounding board for her dramatic gripes.
Her last three encounters enjoyed several similarities: they all worked in banking, were eyewateringly good-looking, and were dismal in bed. Two out of three ain’t bad, I told her. But K was decidedly unimpressed.
There has to be some sort of workshop for THE ZOE SALDANA IN AVA TAR AWARD FOR PORTRAYAL Of AN UNCOMFORTABLy SEXY AND ATTRACTIVE NONHUMAN