You, v2.0

Don’t be of­fended when I say all men should em­brace a lit­tle re­design.

Esquire (Singapore) - - Special Feature - MaHB / Sex by Tina Wang

When was the last time some­one whinged to you about how the guy that she’s see­ing just doesn’t know his way around in bed? For me, that was ap­prox­i­mately 20 min­utes ago.

I have this girl­friend, K. She is gor­geous, in­tel­li­gent and kind. A work­ing pro­fes­sional, she dates like no to­mor­row, when her busy sched­ule al­lows. Un­for­tu­nately, she hasn’t quite mas­tered the art of pick­ing them right. And some­how, I’ve be­come the de­fault sound­ing board for her dra­matic gripes.

Her last three en­coun­ters en­joyed sev­eral sim­i­lar­i­ties: they all worked in bank­ing, were eye­wa­ter­ingly good-look­ing, and were dis­mal in bed. Two out of three ain’t bad, I told her. But K was de­cid­edly unim­pressed.

There has to be some sort of work­shop for THE ZOE SAL­DANA IN AVA TAR AWARD FOR POR­TRAYAL Of AN UN­COM­FORT­ABLy SEXY AND AT­TRAC­TIVE NON­HU­MAN

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