POETS KNOW IT
Chicks dig dudes who use metaphorical language, according to a recent study published in Scientific Reports. The researchers believe they indicate intelligence and creativity, which other studies have confirmed are traits women prefer. “We tend to form very rapid impressions about a person’s attractiveness in social contexts and thus from women. Cues from language during initial encounters may provide a rapid first assessment of a potential mate’s intellectual and creative abilities,” the authors wrote.