6 Things You Can Absolutely NOT Start a Fire With
1. Chocolate Magnums
2. Wood recently fished out of a river
3. A bucket of snow
4. Angry words
5. Bicycle components; namely, but not limited to, handlebars, stems, seatposts, chains, pedals, cranks, spokes, brake pads, cables, bottom brackets, headsets, hubs, and quick releases
Battlement Creek Drainage, Chilcotin Mountains, British Columbia.