New Wizkid – three minutes I won’t get back
So Nigerian pop star Wizkid came all the way to South Africa to shoot his latest video – and while I suppose I should feel patriotic and thrilled, and share this news on social media, I won’t. Why? Because I already wasted three minutes of my life watching Expensive Shit.
Wizkid wakes up (looking flawless) after a wild night out to find a variety of “honeys” lying around the house (also looking flawless). In the subsequent scenes, which ignore all logic, the women are draped across the floor and furniture, very clearly not sleeping, and Wizkid proceeds to step next to, around and even over them to retrieve his bling and carry on with life.
In a science-defying video, one woman wakes up after having fallen asleep in the pool – somehow managing to avoid hypothermia and drowning. Elsewhere, a woman in a chair
PREDICTABLE Wizkid’s new
video parades women, bling and alcohol
in an unimaginative