New Wizkid – three min­utes I won’t get back

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So Nige­rian pop star Wizkid came all the way to South Africa to shoot his lat­est video – and while I sup­pose I should feel pa­tri­otic and thrilled, and share this news on so­cial me­dia, I won’t. Why? Be­cause I al­ready wasted three min­utes of my life watch­ing Ex­pen­sive Shit.

Wizkid wakes up (look­ing flaw­less) af­ter a wild night out to find a va­ri­ety of “hon­eys” ly­ing around the house (also look­ing flaw­less). In the sub­se­quent scenes, which ig­nore all logic, the women are draped across the floor and fur­ni­ture, very clearly not sleep­ing, and Wizkid pro­ceeds to step next to, around and even over them to re­trieve his bling and carry on with life.

In a science-de­fy­ing video, one woman wakes up af­ter hav­ing fallen asleep in the pool – some­how man­ag­ing to avoid hy­pother­mia and drown­ing. Else­where, a woman in a chair

PRE­DICTABLE Wizkid’s new

video pa­rades women, bling and al­co­hol

in an unimag­i­na­tive

of­fer­ing

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