We’re also sorry*

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Dear FW, we are sorry for ever be­liev­ing you sup­ported apartheid.

Dear Buthelezi, we are sorry for re­peat­edly call­ing you a for­mer ban­tus­tan pup­pet.

Dear Mzwakhe, we are sorry for not ap­pre­ci­at­ing your out­stand­ing po­etry.

Dear He­len, we are sorry for laugh­ing at your Michael Jack­son moves.

Dear Khu­lubuse, we are sorry for not send­ing you Tim Noakes’ book.

Dear DJ Sbu, we are sorry for only drink­ing Coke.

Dear Ellen, we are sorry we couldn’t trace the bur­glar who stole your cer­tifi­cates.

* With apolo­gies to a daily tabloid editor

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